Terminology: JOGLE or LEJOG

JOGLE = John O'Groats to Land's End
LEJOG = Land's End to John O'Groats

By choosing to go south to north it means not that we are trying to take advantage of the usual prevailing wind, but that we can use the joke about it being harder because we are going up the map. I said this to one of my neighbours and he believed me.
(Shh ... Nigel, it was Wayne.)

Haggis and Cornish Pasties = JOGLE

Cornish Pasties and Haggis = LEJOG